Alright, gentleman~ ♥ You've seen the
sign, and we had our ever so enlightening lecture
yesterday.
So.
Welcome to hell.Your final will consist of,
surprise: one essay, five to ten pages, single-spaced, and your topic
is "Of all the works attributed to Wiliam Shakespeare, which, in your most humble opinion, deserves the most praise, and
why."
Hope you brought your blue books- They
really should come in other colors, honestly, for variety, and the purpose of fashion, but that's a discussion best had with the Headmaster,
anyway.
Not that the man would know fashion if it hit him upside his aging head. EXTRA CREDIT; Which you can attribute to Mister Freeman, thank him generously, young sirs, for you have a saving grace in the case you cannot manage to convince me your favorite of the Bard's work is worthy of adoration.
Extra credit
being that you may turn in to me
by tonight, a poem lauding the beauty and virtue of the woman (or~ man~), of your wholesome and youthful desires. Your would-be date for tonight's galas, your lustful fantasy, your ideal woman you only desire from afar... any will do. Your poem, if written well, tastefully, and in proper form, can
greatly improve your grade. ♥
Nfu~ Enjoy your
day. I'll only field questions before you pick up your pens.
Now, hurry, hurry, your lovely instructor has preparations of his own to make.
[ooc; for your british comedic lulz, click here for my... inspiration for today, idk]